[DEATH TO THE CLIMAX] !tuoyal nemO

[jrg11 at hampshire.edu]

To whom it may concern:

This Thursday evening at 8pm, you are cordially invited to join us in  
the Merrill A basement to lay out that most venerated of Hampshire  
publications, that beacon of journalistic reliability and integrity,  
that so much better than the goddamn Ink Valve because seriously where  
the hell did they even come from newspaper known as the Nemo.  What's  
that, you ask?  What about the Omen?  I don't even know what you're  
talking about.

Hope to see you there!

Your ever faithful signer,
nahtanoJ