[DEATH TO THE CLIMAX] FIRST OMEN MEETING!! WOWZA

[omen at hampshire.edu]

Oh my Jesus, folks, it's that time again. That time of year. you guessed. it.

TIME FOR THE YEAR'S FIRST OMEN MEETING!!!!

Can you tell I'm excited? Can you tell how stoked I am to be relaying  
this information right now? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA how damned cool this  
is going to be? Because I do. And the answer is VERY!

The date is:
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***THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13TH AT 8:00 PM****
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and just in case you've forgotten, it's in the

MERRILL A BASEMENT!!!!!11

Wowee, coolio. This is going to be a bomb. Remember:

SUBMIT ABSOLUTELY GOD DAMNED ANYTHING

because that's the only rule. Also put your name on it. Also no hate  
speech. But you guys are perfect and I *********************absolutely  
love every single one of you****************************** so I trust  
you implicitly.

Come on, guys, rally around!


HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE FREE PIZZA?!?!?!?!?!!

Consider yourself privileged because I'll be sending another message  
out to the newbie first-years once they sign up at

HaMpFeSt WhIcH wIlL bE tAkInG pLaCe On WeDnEsDaY, sEpTeMbEr TwElFtH!!!
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come visit us here. we will be in the "publications" room i think.

Let's do it to it! Let's make this year the bestest year ever!

Love and cookies,
Your Dear Signer,
Benjamin Batchelder


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