[DEATH TO THE CLIMAX] One last layout

[Connor Doyle]

Hello Omen, 

Would you please include this in your next issue of the Ome. Thanks. 

For Up Onto The Great Ambitions 

Connor Doyle 

Sing a heavenly sing-song 

Flap your heart in two 

Shave the rats and seat the cats 

Until they all go meuw. 

Beware the heads within the beds 

Of daffodills and phlem. 

Maple rakes can take the cake 

Unless you flake the hem. 

And if you wonder were youre going it is into the GREAT OBLIVION 

SHIVION SMIvion Plivion Wivion Hivion Mivion Tivion 

;kladfb flippity adsfgqewrt floppoity asdfg asdfqwer 

asdfqwefrt 

(Goodbye koala bean!) #yolo 

On 2014-04-22 21:22, Jonathan Gardner wrote: 

> (the incomplete sentence in the P.S. should read "there's one copy in the office, but if there are any more out there, we should try to get 5 total. PROOFREADING EMAILS BEFORE SENDING THEM OUT IS PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.) 
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> On 2014-04-22 21:20, Jonathan Gardner wrote: 
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>> This Thursday, April 24th, we'll have our very last layout of the semester. It's been fun, but after that we'll have to say goodbye to the Omen until September. We'll be finishing out the year with the long-awaited fulfillment of two years worth of silly jokes, though: the Omen Mitzvah! Which will mostly consist of me reading aloud a passage from the Holy Scripture (i.e. a past Omen) and making a speech about it, followed by eating the ceremonial pizza. So all in all, not all that different from regular Omen layout. Hope to see you there. 
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>> -jgardz 
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>> P.S.: If you have spare copies of last week's Omen that you would be willing to contribute for archive purposes, that would be super helpful--there's one copy in the office, but if . Someone threw them all away because they're a dick. Either that or they just really, REALLY wanted a huge collection of that one specific Omen. 
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