[Jewish] Party Time!!! :-)

[Jesse Weinberg]

O Jewish Masses and Shabbat Celebrants!
    Do not beleive the lies and the conspiracies that have been propagated 
by lack of postering. This Shabbat will proceed with much merriment and joy. 
The prevalence of fun shall be so great that it shall take physical form and 
dance about the room for your amusement. Candles shall be lit at 5:10 
followed by a prayer service to uplift the spirits and banish the weekly 
problems which vex and bedevil us. About 6:00, we shall partake of a 
glorious feast and dine on fine foods from exotic lands.

Your Humble Servant




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