This weekend's screening is YOU ALL DYING.<div><br></div><div><b>What is Deathfest? </b>Thanks for asking, Deathfest is Excalibur's semiannual event that is the biggest and baddest. To sum it up, it's a last-man standing super-simplified role-playing tabletop gaming tournament. You do a thing, you a roll a die to see how much you die from doing it.</div>
<div><br></div><div><b>When is Deathfest?</b> <b><font class="Apple-style-span" size="4">THIS SATURDAY! 6PM! MAIN LECTURE HALL!</font></b></div><div><br></div><div><b>What do I need to bring? </b>Pencils are good, it's the one thing we never have enough of. Otherwise, a sense of humor, perhaps a water bottle, and friends. Oh, and bring yer smartphones or netbooks. Over the years we've developed a #deathfest hash tag on twitter. After the event, we go through and compile it and submit it to the omen. I want to make that fucker huge.</div>
<div><br></div><div><b>Will there be food?</b> Yes, at a currently undisclosed location in the building, we will have sandwich fixings, drinks, and snacks available. You will want to eat dinner first, though. </div><div>
<br></div><div><b>IS THERE SWAG?</b> Absolutely! We will be selling the new design of T-Shirt, which we will constantly remind you about at the beginning of the event. They will cost 20 dollars and <i>we can charge your card now, no need for cash...</i></div>
<div><i><br></i></div><div><b>What about free swag?</b> If you do cool stuff, you might win one of our very well thought out and costly prizes.</div><div><br></div><div><b>How long does it go for? </b>We usually go until about 2am, but that is the absolute latest. We can't <i>force</i> you to stay until then, but we encourage group participation until the very end. Watching the ending events is always fun, and let's be honest, when it's all said and done, there is no way you're more tired than we are.</div>
<div><br></div><div><b>What happened to your awesome banner?</b> It was absconded with by thieves in the night! We have a "response" banner up, but it ain't the same.</div><div><br></div><div>HOPE TO KILL YOU ALL SOON!<br clear="all">
<br>-- <br>Best,<br><br>Zachary "breakin' some knee-caps" Clemente<br>
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