[Excalibur] Screening - DEATH.

[Zachary]

This weekend's screening is YOU ALL DYING.

*What is Deathfest? *Thanks for asking, Deathfest is Excalibur's semiannual
event that is the biggest and baddest.  To sum it up, it's a last-man
standing super-simplified role-playing tabletop gaming tournament.  You do a
thing, you a roll a die to see how much you die from doing it.

*When is Deathfest?* *THIS SATURDAY! 6PM! MAIN LECTURE HALL!*

*What do I need to bring? *Pencils are good, it's the one thing we never
have enough of.  Otherwise, a sense of humor, perhaps a water bottle, and
friends.  Oh, and bring yer smartphones or netbooks.  Over the years we've
developed a #deathfest hash tag on twitter.  After the event, we go through
and compile it and submit it to the omen.  I want to make that fucker huge.

*Will there be food?* Yes, at a currently undisclosed location in the
building, we will have sandwich fixings, drinks, and snacks available.  You
will want to eat dinner first, though.

*IS THERE SWAG?* Absolutely!  We will be selling the new design of T-Shirt,
which we will constantly remind you about at the beginning of the event.
 They will cost 20 dollars and *we can charge your card now, no need for
cash...*
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*What about free swag?* If you do cool stuff, you might win one of our very
well thought out and costly prizes.

*How long does it go for?  *We usually go until about 2am, but that is the
absolute latest.  We can't *force* you to stay until then, but we encourage
group participation until the very end.  Watching the ending events is
always fun, and let's be honest, when it's all said and done, there is no
way you're more tired than we are.

*What happened to your awesome banner?*  It was absconded with by thieves in
the night!  We have a "response" banner up, but it ain't the same.

HOPE TO KILL YOU ALL SOON!

-- 
Best,

Zachary "breakin' some knee-caps" Clemente
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