From zbc08 at hampshire.edu  Wed Mar  2 18:59:20 2011
From: zbc08 at hampshire.edu (Zachary)
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2011 18:59:20 -0500
Subject: [Excalibur] Screeeeeeeeeeeening.
In-Reply-To: <AANLkTikG1wNRp2ZahTR9BedKPd5oEqixNzpZ2dV9foRe@mail.gmail.com>
References: <AANLkTikG1wNRp2ZahTR9BedKPd5oEqixNzpZ2dV9foRe@mail.gmail.com>
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Aight folks.  We gots a screening.

Batman Beyond.

John Carpenter's They Live.

Sat. 8pm.  ASH 112 (hopefully not, but we'll see.)

Best,
Zachary "freezing in a Zipcar" Clemente
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From ejs07 at hampshire.edu  Thu Mar  3 12:11:58 2011
From: ejs07 at hampshire.edu (Evan Silberman)
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2011 12:11:58 -0500
Subject: [Excalibur] DEATHFEST SHIRTS: The Redemption
Message-ID: <20110303171158.GA30653@prescott158-161.hampshire.edu>


for real this time.

details on Saturday.

new designs, old designs, hoodies, online ordering.

lack of fail.

From ejs07 at hampshire.edu  Sat Mar  5 19:04:22 2011
From: ejs07 at hampshire.edu (Evan Silberman)
Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2011 19:04:22 -0500
Subject: [Excalibur] Skull 'n' Bones
Message-ID: <20110306000422.GA14078@tortoise.tardis>

http://snurl.com/skull-n-bones

Learn more at Excalibur in under an hour.

From ejs07 at hampshire.edu  Sat Mar  5 20:25:47 2011
From: ejs07 at hampshire.edu (Evan Silberman)
Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2011 20:25:47 -0500
Subject: [Excalibur] DEATHFEST SHIRTS
Message-ID: <20110306012547.GA20554@tortoise.tardis>

===============================

Open for bizness:

http://deathfest.bigcartel.com/

===============================

Infrequently asked questions

Q: What is the short version?

A: Pay cash to Zach or Evan in person at Excalibur or order online at
http://deathfest.bigcartel.com/. No preorders without money this year.

Q: Back up a bit. What's happening?

A: Deathfest is selling shirts and hoodies! Preorders are open for last
year's design (see the shop link above) and this year's design (above,
or larger at http://snurl.com/skull-n-bones).

Q: Are you going to not fuck up and forget to order shirts this time?

A: Yes, we promise you will get all the garments you order and pay for.

Q: Is there any disadvantage to ordering online?

A: Not for you. Paypal takes a cut of our sales when you buy online but
we are not passing that cost on to you.

Q: So how do I pay in person?

A: Bring cash to Excalibur sometime. Though I think there might only be
one Excalibur left before Deathfest. You can track me (Evan) or Zach
down in person also.

Q: What if I don't pre-order?

A: We are doing pre-orders only for the 2010 design. We won't have
extras for sale at Deathfest or afterwards. We will have shirts and
maybe hoodies of this year's design at Deathfest for sale, but the price
might be higher.

Q: What if I am a far-away alum?

A: Order online and select the "priority" shipping option at the paypal
checkout. Your stuff will ship after Deathfest.

Q: International shipping?

A: Maybe/probably; email me instead of ordering online.

Q: I am one of the two people who paid you for stuff in the fall. What
should I do?

A: Wait for me to send you an email. I have your information and I will
be in touch with apologies and to ask you if you still want the same
shirts. Or a refund.

From zbc08 at hampshire.edu  Sun Mar 13 20:38:37 2011
From: zbc08 at hampshire.edu (Zachary)
Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2011 20:38:37 -0400
Subject: [Excalibur] Deathfest Shirts: Get 'Em While They're Hot
Message-ID: <AANLkTi=CVHBxecPNwuN4G_rKCg-_VPRF2L-ED93N68C2@mail.gmail.com>

We've got shirts for sale!

Pre-Order on Shirts for sale.

$15 per tee.
$30 per hoodie.

ORDER HERE: http://deathfest.bigcartel.com/

<http://deathfest.bigcartel.com/>All Proceeds Go Back to Deathfest!

If You Don't Preorder, You Might NOT Get A Shirt, so PREORDER TODAY!

THE *DEADLINE TO ORDER IS TUESDAY 3/22/11.  *We will not be taking
pre-orders past that time and you might find yourself at Deathfest without a
shirt.  HOW EMBARRASSING.

Save yourself the embarrassment, buy a shirt.

Give your money to either me (Zachary Clemente) or Evan Silberman or any
other DM you trust.

OR YOU CAN PAY THROUGH PAYPAL, though we'd prefer cash.

IT'S SO EASY.

-- 
Best,

Zachary "really trying hard on this one" Clemente
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From ejs07 at hampshire.edu  Mon Mar 14 00:21:05 2011
From: ejs07 at hampshire.edu (Evan Silberman)
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2011 00:21:05 -0400
Subject: [Excalibur] Deathfest Shirts: Get 'Em While They're Hot
In-Reply-To: <AANLkTi=CVHBxecPNwuN4G_rKCg-_VPRF2L-ED93N68C2@mail.gmail.com>
References: <AANLkTi=CVHBxecPNwuN4G_rKCg-_VPRF2L-ED93N68C2@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <20110314042105.GA10179@tortoise.tardis>

On Sun, Mar 13, 2011 at 08:38:37PM -0400, Zachary wrote:
> ORDER HERE: http://deathfest.bigcartel.com/

Yeah, do this, guys!

> OR YOU CAN PAY THROUGH PAYPAL, though we'd prefer cash.

If you want a shirt, buy a shirt from the website! If you forget to
track us down and give us cash, we won't have your money, and you won't
have a shirt! Tragedy!

Go order shirts!

From zbc08 at hampshire.edu  Sat Mar 19 12:07:00 2011
From: zbc08 at hampshire.edu (Zachary)
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2011 12:07:00 -0400
Subject: [Excalibur] DEATHFEST - THINGS.
Message-ID: <AANLkTi=4aR49b4Ji0BOk32mHY5iC3AE4k4++uEkhMZjD@mail.gmail.com>

SHIRTS!  CLICK HERE! <http://deathfest.bigcartel.com/>

2011 Shirts/Hoodies (skull) are available for preorder & purchase at DF
event.
2010 Shirts/Hoodies (original) are available for ONLY PREORDER.  You will
NOT be able to purchase this design at the event.

DEADLINE FOR PREORDERS ARE THIS TUESDAY *3/22/11*.

if you want me to give me money for them, email me personally at
zbc08 at hampshire.edu.

(All proceeds are funneled right back into the Deathfest event, with a cut
of the profits given to the shirt designer.)

TWO WEEKS.  TWO WEEKS UNTIL YOU ALL DIE.  (and then I die in real life.)

Deathfest, Excalibur's semi-annual 200-person roleplaying tournament (for
all levels of players, beginners to rules lawyers) is on April 2nd, 6PM in
the Main Lecture Hall of FPH.  Be there or don't die hilariously.  Your
loss.

You will need:
- pencils (please.)
- 'tude
- gameface
- good ol' fashioned humor
- imaginitivity
- friends (bring 'em.  at gunpoint, I don't care)
- yer smartphones or laptop (I want to see the #deathfest tag on twitter get
HUGE this year)
- more pencils (so you can share)
- dice (if you got 'em, you will be provided dice if you don't have any)

-- 
Best,

Zachary "Let's do this" Clemente
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From zbc08 at hampshire.edu  Sun Mar 20 12:07:13 2011
From: zbc08 at hampshire.edu (Zachary)
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2011 12:07:13 -0400
Subject: [Excalibur] Deathfest Shirts - We have a back!
Message-ID: <AANLkTimq7Lr4mOfXW6xH=ZZPHRBMk_sfZ1s-NohBRpia@mail.gmail.com>

We promised a back to the 2011 Deathfest shirt and now we have it!  This
image by Div III Zaidee Everett (minus the watermarks of course) will
feature on the back of the Skull shirt.

SEE IT HERE <http://img852.imageshack.us/i/shirtback2011.jpg/>

-- 
Best,

Zachary "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME YOUR MONIES" CLEMENTE
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From zbc08 at hampshire.edu  Tue Mar 22 10:52:52 2011
From: zbc08 at hampshire.edu (Zachary)
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 10:52:52 -0400
Subject: [Excalibur] Shirts: Last Chance!
Message-ID: <AANLkTinY0_=9_zUppKsrE3Z0CJj51LmmcVgZRtH_Xeri@mail.gmail.com>

www.deathfest.bigcartel.com

LAST CHANCE TO PRE-ORDER SHIRTS.

Keep in mind that if you do not preorder, you MAY NOT be able to buy a shirt
at Deathfest itself, as the more preorders there are, the more stock we can
have available at the event.

Also, if you want a 2010 design shirt or hoodie, you MUST preorder, we will
not be selling them on-site.

-- 
Best,

Zachary "done pestering now" Clemente
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From zbc08 at hampshire.edu  Wed Mar 23 22:31:44 2011
From: zbc08 at hampshire.edu (Zachary)
Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2011 22:31:44 -0400
Subject: [Excalibur] Screening!
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References: <AANLkTi=7ckO-quuKRVTQVxj1-ncm4OBOp3BUW0bMtCmP@mail.gmail.com>
Message-ID: <AANLkTim+4TxYpLuCboaMQ7oFc5erWeiQhtjV0WM8cr+o@mail.gmail.com>

Saturday 8pm.

ASH 112.  Batman Beyond and The Fountain.

There will be drinks, but no food.

Best,
Zachary "reasons unexplained" Clemente
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From zbc08 at hampshire.edu  Fri Mar 25 19:46:13 2011
From: zbc08 at hampshire.edu (Zachary)
Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2011 19:46:13 -0400
Subject: [Excalibur] MTG Internship
Message-ID: <AANLkTind6M=saeTsDeHmqRuOR6j69tuV99oXRMPp=fKN@mail.gmail.com>

Can you Program C#, ASP, .NET, Javascript?

Like Magic The Gathering?

http://tbe.taleo.net/NA4/ats/careers/requisition.jsp?org=HASBRO&cws=5&rid=6624&source=Indeed.com

-- 
Best,

Zachary
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From zbc08 at hampshire.edu  Wed Mar 30 08:55:52 2011
From: zbc08 at hampshire.edu (Zachary)
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2011 08:55:52 -0400
Subject: [Excalibur] Screening - DEATH.
Message-ID: <AANLkTimRcJpz+sk9if8hNnkxEbfH_RJhh8BE-K7VQK9f@mail.gmail.com>

This weekend's screening is YOU ALL DYING.

*What is Deathfest? *Thanks for asking, Deathfest is Excalibur's semiannual
event that is the biggest and baddest.  To sum it up, it's a last-man
standing super-simplified role-playing tabletop gaming tournament.  You do a
thing, you a roll a die to see how much you die from doing it.

*When is Deathfest?* *THIS SATURDAY! 6PM! MAIN LECTURE HALL!*

*What do I need to bring? *Pencils are good, it's the one thing we never
have enough of.  Otherwise, a sense of humor, perhaps a water bottle, and
friends.  Oh, and bring yer smartphones or netbooks.  Over the years we've
developed a #deathfest hash tag on twitter.  After the event, we go through
and compile it and submit it to the omen.  I want to make that fucker huge.

*Will there be food?* Yes, at a currently undisclosed location in the
building, we will have sandwich fixings, drinks, and snacks available.  You
will want to eat dinner first, though.

*IS THERE SWAG?* Absolutely!  We will be selling the new design of T-Shirt,
which we will constantly remind you about at the beginning of the event.
 They will cost 20 dollars and *we can charge your card now, no need for
cash...*
*
*
*What about free swag?* If you do cool stuff, you might win one of our very
well thought out and costly prizes.

*How long does it go for?  *We usually go until about 2am, but that is the
absolute latest.  We can't *force* you to stay until then, but we encourage
group participation until the very end.  Watching the ending events is
always fun, and let's be honest, when it's all said and done, there is no
way you're more tired than we are.

*What happened to your awesome banner?*  It was absconded with by thieves in
the night!  We have a "response" banner up, but it ain't the same.

HOPE TO KILL YOU ALL SOON!

-- 
Best,

Zachary "breakin' some knee-caps" Clemente
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