[Excalibur] PREORDER DEATHFEST SHIRTS

[Evan Silberman]

Hey all you sexy dudes and ladies! You know what would make your sexy
bodies look even sexier? A DEATHFEST T-SHIRT.

SHORT VERSION: small, medium, large, extra large, possibly more exotic
sizes, $15, email me, send checks or cash to box 1394

LONG VERSION:

That's right, we are now once again accepting preorders for Deathfest
T-shirts. If you order and pay in advance, shirts are 15 United States
dollars. The price skyrockets to $20 if you buy one at Deathfest. These
shirts will be the same as the shirts that we sold this past spring, so
if you already have one or two, you might want to save your T-shirt
budget for the spring when we'll have a HOT NEW DESIGN for you to spend
money on.

To preorder, email me with your size and drop off cash or a check
(payable to Evan Silberman; there's no Deathfest bank account yet) at
box 1394. Or track me down in person if you know where to find me. Or
give cash to any other DM if you trust them not to pocket it!

We're using the funds we rake in from selling T-shirts to make Deathfest
cooler, in the form of neat prizes, tastier food, and DM-only field
trips to Six Flags.

BONUS RUMOR:

We want to sell hoodies too this semester, but we don't know the price
point yet. If you want to order a hoodie regardless of the inevitably
phenomenal price, let me know that too so we can gauge interest.

SINCERELY:

Evan Silberman