[Asianmedia] bring yer own cups!

Katherine Roman ker10 at hampshire.edu
Fri Dec 7 17:54:07 EST 2012

The signers secretly love to watch mortals cry over having tempting fizzy
drinks in front of them with no ability to actually partake in the joy of
wetting ones' tongue with succulent artificial orange flavor. Meanwhile,
Kat guffaws from her station at the water-fountain, engaging in the ritual
needed to summon the Cupless One, Kate, by filling her bobble to the brim
with flavorless sorrow; and Tim brings forth the wrath of thunderstorms
from the heaven, a rain of dark carbonated syrup bubbling forth from
plastic clouds to torture the crowd more.

Bring your cups, Asian-Media-goers, lest your only salvation from thirst be
your own wretched tears.

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