[Asianmedia] AB Meeting Info--Sunday, Feb 13

[Katherine Elisabeth Roman]

We've decided that Sunday at 8:00 pm in the Merrill living room will be the
time, place, blah blah, of our meeting. We repeat that this is FULLY TOTALLY
FUCKING MANDATORY IN ALL CAPS. Unless you tell us prior to the meeting that you
can't attend and give us a good reason, we will punch all of your blood out and
sell it to sketchy men living in alleyways who have deals with various Asian
vendors, hold your family hostage somewhere in Hong Kong and other stuff.
[Also if you're an alumni or off campus, we get why you can't go and you don't
need to explain yourself, really.]



SUNDAY. 8 PM. MERRILL LIVING ROOM.

The people we *really* need to see are: DRIVERS, PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SIGNED A
WAIVER, PEOPLE WHO SAID THEY WOULD PAY AND HAVEN'T DELIVERED and everyone else,
pretty much.

Instead of food I'm not supposed to mention, Stefan will offer lapdances~

Mmmmm. Delicious. He will melt in your mouth~